Summer is here and what better way to bring a smile to your kids’ faces than with a bunch of silly summer jokes for kids? We know that kids love jokes and summer is the perfect time to share them.
Summer is all about quality time with family and kids, so why not make the most of it by having a laugh and a giggle together? Jokes are not only fun, they’re important for kids’ cognitive development too. They help to build language and social skills by learning how to deliver a punchline and how to read body language and facial expressions.
Telling jokes is also a great way to strengthen the bond between parents and kids, and to create fun memories together. Here are 99 jokes that will have your kiddos cracking up in no time!
99 Knee-Slapping Summer Jokes for Endless Fun!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
How does a train eat?
It chews, chews.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porcupine!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
What kind of music do planets like?
Nep-tunes!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What does one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
Why do worms like summertime?
Because they can play outside in the dirt!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they are shellfish.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey, bud!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick!
Why can’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it’s two-tired!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because its mom and dad were in a jam.
Why did the sea monster eat five ships carrying potatoes?
No one can eat just one potato ship!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away his credit card!
Why did the chicken run away from the farmer?
Because he wanted to live life ‘eggs to the fullest.’
Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take things literally.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do horses say when they’re being silly?
Stop foaling around!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf?
Frostbite.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t invented yet.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed.
What does bread do after baking in the sun all day?
Loaf around.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino.
Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to the web site.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted both, they’d fall.
What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?
A hummingbird.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a bear that’s been out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
What kind of music do bunnies listen to?
Hip-Hop.
Why did the crayon go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling blue.
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crummy.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do whales like to listen to?
Ocean and the Whale Music.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
What do you call a snowman that can walk?
Snow-mobile.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
Because he wanted to meat the deadline.
What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
A wonkey.
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
Why did the spider go to school?
To brush up on its web design.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel-icopter.
Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
A lot of holes.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
How do you fix a damaged tomato?
With tomato paste.
Why did the bicycle call the doctor?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, “Spit out your gum,” and the other says, “Choo choo!”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Laugh Your Way Through Summer with these Jokes for Kids
Jokes are a great way to bring laughter and joy to your kids during the summer. Spending quality time with your family and sharing jokes is a great way to build bonds and create fun memories together.
We hope that these 99 summer jokes will make your child’s summer even more enjoyable. Share them with your family and enjoy the moments of summer to the fullest. Happy summer!
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